“Can we all just focus for like…two seconds?” Bonnie asked.
“Not really,” Mark shrugged, with a laugh.
“This is serious, Mark!” the bear protested.
“You should be taking this the most serious, Mark,” Bob said, “You’re the moron who almost got eaten.” Michelle and Ken started laughing at the comment.
“I’m back everybody!” a voice interrupted them.
They all turned to see Felix approaching with the little pug in his arms. The pug was still wearing its chain and pink hat. Felix seemed to be adoring the little dog.
“Hey Felix!” Ken was the first to raise his hand to greet him.
“PewdiePie!” Michelle waved
“Holy shit, Pewdiepie is here too?” Bob looked at Felix with surprise.
“We’re gettin’ all the youtubers,” Wade commented.
Mark opened his mouth to tell Wade off, but then decided against it. He shook his head with a chuckle, “I guess we’re at boss levels now.”
“Umm…I don’t think we’re quite at boss levels, Mark,” Sean interjected.
“We’re never getting their attention back on task, are we, Cinnabon?” Bonnie turned to the bear.
The bear shrugged, “Doesn’t seem like it.”
“Wait, your name is Cinnabon?” Ken asked.
“Yea,” the bear nodded, solemnly.
“That’s so cute!” Michelle said, in a squeaky, high pitched voice.
“So, I’m going to assume there are some sort of connections between us and these…characters,” Bob motioned to Bonnie, Cinnabon, the Minx and the SepticEye with a sweeping motion of his arm, “But I don’t really see it.”
Mark glanced over them briefly, “Cinnabon is Ken. The Minx is MangaMinx. Bonnie is Wade, because…fuck I don’t know…” Wade burst into laughter, but Bonnie looked a little disappointed. “Felix is a pug for some reason…”
“I’m a fabulous pug!” the pug spoke up.
“I do say, you look rather fabulous in that hat,” Felix noted.
“You’re not so bad yourself,” the pug looked back up at him with big bulging eyes.
“Bob…you’re…Dexter is Bob…and uh…” Mark looked around, “I think that’s everybody.”
“Wait? I’m Dexter? Like the serial killer, Dexter? Or like-” Bob’s voice trailed off, but Mark could see the cogs turning quickly in his head.
“No, like Dexter? From Dexter’s laboratory?” Mark offered.
“Like the Dexter you had for a time…in minecraft,” Wade added.
“Oh right…so like the cartoon character,” Bob nodded, “I don’t see him though.”
“He’s uh…” Mark looked around, but did not see Dexter anywhere, “He fell behind us with Tiny Box Tim.”
“Ohhh! So yours is Tiny Box Tim,” Ken said, nodding to himself.
“That makes sense, actually,” Michelle added.
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